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#loobintoobin (media.patriots.win) 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by Hatredy ago by Hatredy +461 / -0
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CisSiberianOrchestra 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hahaha! I remember when Pee-Wee Herman got busted whacking off in an X-rated movie theater. I was in like 5th grade and me and my buddies couldn't stop laughing about it.

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Salacious_B_Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

At least an x-rated theater is an appropriate place to whack. Work Zoom call just proves he is a degenerate psycho.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 2 points ago +2 / -0

The strange thing about it is that home video was very common at the time it happened. Why couldn't Pee-Wee just buy a VCR and a few porno tapes so he could flog the dolphin in the privacy of his home?

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Salacious_B_Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably some weird fetish. Likes to whack in public or something.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe he just enjoys the theatrical experience? Like some kinda porn movie connoisseur.

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montominco 2 points ago +2 / -0

A perv feels like less of a perv when he's surrounded by other pervs.

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SlannMagePriest 2 points ago +3 / -1

Loobin Toobin is Coomin while Zoomin!