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Mashiki 9 points ago +9 / -0

Good evening folks, and welcome to Pinochet Airlines! I'll be your captain this evening, and we'll be cruising to a comfortable 35,000ft before disembarking. The temperature is balmy 78°F and winds are calm.

We hope you enjoy your flight and free fall.

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Shitposter69 4 points ago +4 / -0

Make sure you remind them it's a free free fall. They like free shit.