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Impressive-Length 51 points ago +52 / -1

I don’t own a gun. A visitor from Britain once asked me how I can sleep with so many gun nuts in my state. I told him I sleep great, because the burglars don’t know whether or not I’m one of the gun nuts.

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Smug_zebra 22 points ago +22 / -0

You should reconsider before Biden's black shirts come burn down a block near you.

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Mr_Dr_Jullian_Dunbar 9 points ago +9 / -0

I know someone (before they got lost in a boating accident) that sleeps with a rifle on one side of the bed and a shot gun on the other.

I'd feel nakid with only that - nothing better than sleeping those two and a loaded .40 cal underneath each pillow.

Damn boating accidents though

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LadyOfLorien 10 points ago +10 / -0

I sleep great because I'm one of the gun nuts.

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RegularAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

The credit card debt doesn't keep you up at night? How do you do it? Jk

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AenAllAin 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ever notice that the term "gun nut" never seems to include the people commiting crimes with them?

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