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AtariArtist 323 points ago +325 / -2

We could award 'gold' again and not be supporting Reddit.

Delicious.

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Assofdeath 228 points ago +229 / -1

Fuck it, dont award gold. Award fucking ORANGE! Orange Man Great on this site!

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VoterIDMatters 103 points ago +103 / -0

All the orange

Just piles and piles of orange

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Spez_Isacuck 59 points ago +59 / -0

Two scoops of orange!

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LawyersPlayDota 57 points ago +57 / -0

As a Florida man, I support this orange-based economy.

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MaleficientMath 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes! The best ones not from Brazil

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RABID666 29 points ago +29 / -0

Instead of gold, platinum, ect.. it could be oranges, sunny D, tang, lol

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CyclopticErotica 59 points ago +59 / -0

Orange bricks

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deleted 21 points ago +21 / -0
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MAGAIowa 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'd like some coats as well. It is that time of the year!

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deleted 12 points ago +12 / -0
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46f3310b5bbf94c0f2a3 7 points ago +7 / -0

Solid gold bricks

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Rookie_2 31 points ago +31 / -0

And peaches. For really bad posts / trolls. Every time a shartblue operative post something nasty, there is a chance someone will give some to this site. The more they troll, the more the chances.

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NOM3RCY 28 points ago +28 / -0

Give the shills blue checkmarks!

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OranjeBlanjeBlou 16 points ago +16 / -0

Blue the shills!

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Harley01 17 points ago +17 / -0

Not a checkmark, a blue poo emoji.

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watercolormagpie 6 points ago +6 / -0

I vote for this one, especially being sure to match the exact blue.

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areyouheretokillme 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd prefer a small photo of a random turd

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PatriotWon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Peachmints.

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RWS400 23 points ago +23 / -0

up orange for you

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USAnumbaONE 20 points ago +20 / -0

I love this. I love you. I love my people. So proud someone took the initiative to do this. Just hope it isn’t a commie Bolshevik schill.

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Assofdeath 11 points ago +11 / -0

Welcome to your new interwebs home for at least the next 5 years! After GEOTUS has made our country safe and great again for future generations he can help with other countries liberal infestations. Make Earth Great Again!!!!

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freemale101 10 points ago +10 / -0

After 5 years they may have to change the domain name to something more 'generic'--but the MAGA movement will carry on. The Base will be here ready to swing into action for...JIM JORDAN.

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TrumpsterFire2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

MEGA !

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MakeAmericaGreat9 136 points ago +136 / -0

This right here.

Come on mods, get on it.

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SelcSilverhand 49 points ago +49 / -0

I don't envy their workload trying to get everything coded that needs to be done. Not only for this, but trying to duplicate other features as well as bug fixes, etc. God speed!

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Bmorepirate 17 points ago +17 / -0

I'd help for free

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yugebingbong 13 points ago +13 / -0

Buy a brick

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Pootweet 11 points ago +11 / -0

and a coat

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MacwellX 13 points ago +13 / -0

Woah pede. It took a great deal of work just to get it this far. give our great mods some slack, they did this from their own pockets so far. They know what's needed and in time they'll fix it. Just don't yell! ...KAG!

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20KAG20 33 points ago +35 / -2

I’d buy no problem. It’ll feel good to support the cause.

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Brocklanders 22 points ago +22 / -0

Supporting free speech is a no brainer. And China can’t touch the money. Win/Win

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Necrovoter 7 points ago +7 / -0

Little Red MAGA hat flair, please!

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ShampocalypseWOW 1 point ago +4 / -3

Mmmmm... threat flair...

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0nlyL0s3rsC3ns0r 44 points ago +44 / -0

yes exactly - I would actually use gold and it would actually mean something to receive it if I knew the proceeds were solely going towards keeping this place up

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LikeAWombatScorned 19 points ago +19 / -0

Yes! Please add a crypto option to prevent being shut down by payment processors.

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Benjamin 6 points ago +6 / -0

This!

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Burchoid 20 points ago +20 / -0

Trump loves everything gold.

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pepemaganet 74 points ago +74 / -0

I agree OP. This shit ain't free. I'm more than happy to pay a monthly or yearly subscription fee to keep it Advertisement free and keep it running like a well oiled machine.

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Clabber 29 points ago +29 / -0

Me as well. Don’t want to lose this.

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SomeDiggity 19 points ago +19 / -0

I dont want this feeling to ever stop.

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shadypollster 7 points ago +7 / -0

Good. Bad. I'm the Pede with the gold.

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meltingman 2 points ago +2 / -0

me as well , definitely worth it

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lifeisahologram 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude the admins should do a year subscription fee for $69.99+ and offer something dope in exchange. Like Steven Crowder's mug club.

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Medtex1 71 points ago +72 / -1

Do you take ukranian bitcoin?

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Muffinman [S] 25 points ago +25 / -0

Maybe North Korean Won

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nmipede 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah, that bill and two American dollars will get you a loaf of Zim bread. Probably.

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Anonymous_mex_nibba 6 points ago +7 / -1

Sorry, they only use yuans.

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ilovemyprez 6 points ago +6 / -0

how about gold plated latinum?

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Nobodyknows8484 4 points ago +4 / -0

Based Ferengi currency. Err... maybe not just Ferengi, but still based. GPL = Gentlemen's coin

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Best4Business 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hear that Hunter Biden took some bitcoin from Ukraine.

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Babycakes 2 points ago +2 / -0

hb takes anything he can get his hands on. needs cash for drugs.

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SpezTakesItInTheAss 2 points ago +2 / -0

Uranium ore perhaps?

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Galacticgamer15 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nah, we only take that weapons grade shit around here

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Mother_of_gains 47 points ago +47 / -0

Same. I've got cash. Set up a donation bucket. Will toss in $100.

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Lips2000 39 points ago +39 / -0

When Yang gives me my $1,000, I will give most of to you!

Promise!

MAGA

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AIDS1255 33 points ago +33 / -0

I've got a steady cash flow coming from Russia, and what could a bot like me possibly do with all this money?

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4touchdownbundy 14 points ago +14 / -0

Im on Cumalas welfare payroll, where do I send my extra cash I stole from the taxpayers

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aloch 23 points ago +23 / -0

I'm not a freeloader so I want to chip in as well.

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mr_meatball_disaster 21 points ago +21 / -0

All I’ve got is Calamari Flan.

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displacedAlaskan 7 points ago +8 / -1

And I can only pay half.

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JohnnyAF1 20 points ago +20 / -0

Maybe sell some swag? I'd buy a www.thedonald.win hoodie, and then I can be a walking billboard for the site and our great leader! Don't get me wrong I'd also be willing to just donate.

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Sluggypogo 6 points ago +6 / -0

sign me right the hell up, I'd buy trump gear from here. support the site, support the geotus, support the cause.

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ViduusMAGA 20 points ago +20 / -0

Glad everyone else has the same idea

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TommyLasordasBallBag 18 points ago +18 / -0

It'd be nice to know how to pay you back. This feels like home, and freedom isn't free.

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TheGhostOfSethRich 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bloody brilliant

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Never_Surrender_MAGA 13 points ago +13 / -0

Guess what, you’re not breaking up with us Spez. WE’RE BREAKING UP WITH YOU!

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Necrovoter 6 points ago +6 / -0

If the ad list is screened so that they are either non-political, or not against POTUS, I'd be willing to click on lots of ads and see what they are offering.

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liberalseatfarts 12 points ago +12 / -0

Some overpriced swag should do the trick!

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Dandelion 10 points ago +10 / -0

Many woolongs, if I catch my bounty

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Rick_Deckard 6 points ago +6 / -0

Weeb. Wait. What does that make me?

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Star_Commander 9 points ago +9 / -0

As for a feature list, if you create "gold", use it to allow access to create our own subwinnits on this site. I'd love to create a computer/network security subwinnit where I can talk with likeminded professionals without fear of internet stupid.

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zettapede 9 points ago +9 / -0

You've got to go to the official thedonald.win donation page.

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RlzJohnnyM 9 points ago +9 / -0

No rubles

ONLY USD

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900dollaridoos 1 point ago +1 / -0

What about my upside down AUD?

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm in! Let's do this!

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2020magavision 8 points ago +8 / -0

Put me on the list - $100 - I demand it! Please?

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Murph 8 points ago +8 / -0

This site most certainly is going to cost $$ with the traffic it will soon be pushing. Just wait until the left tries to attack and shut it down. We need to get the donation bucket rolling before that happens!

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ethalienhosh 4 points ago +4 / -0

^ This

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Count_Dyscalculia 7 points ago +8 / -1

I say Quatloos for the Newcomer!

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8yearmaga 7 points ago +7 / -0

I am in, strong sever demand for millions of users cost money

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Necrovoter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Agreed. Once the bandwidth goes past certain thresholds, the hosting companies assume you are making bank somehow and start charging you through the nose. I would chip in a fair amount to keep this site running.

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iRubGuacOnMyArmpits 6 points ago +6 / -0

Instead of Gold, we should award Oranges and Peach Mints instead!

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WinningInTheWest 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'd gladly pay you tomorrow for some hamburger flair today.

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Adeptus_Trumpartes 6 points ago +6 / -0

I would be happy to donate, but you need to get my Boi modded first.

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billybigrigger 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is no longer a technical challenge. Just start DDGing common terms "token, ico, DIY, launch, ethereum" etc...

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billybigrigger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also you can check the Steemit platform (one of the most active blockchains/DApps) for an example of the business model:

https://steemit.com/

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GarlicSaucePunch 6 points ago +6 / -0

Let us buy bricks and coats!!

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Bill_Clinton 6 points ago +7 / -1

Send it to my foundation!

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Cambionr 5 points ago +5 / -0

Take my money!

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FUCK_TYLER 5 points ago +5 / -0

A men. Patriot points. Give out medals. Official blessings from KeK

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Jdill2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

PS! I need bigger buttons

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Kerby74 4 points ago +4 / -0

For expanded offering like an app or just continually improving interface for browser on my phone where I do 99% of my everything anymore... I’d totally donate or pay a monthly “premium” member fee for the right stuff. Things I would NEVER have done for Reddit.

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basedmachineshop_WP 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ill gladly chip in, or advertise my buisness here! just tell me where to send the money

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CandyBarr 3 points ago +3 / -0

We should use SLP tokens on the bitcoin cash block chain. Mods could create and sell the tokens. BCH is directly fungible to many FIAT currencies. It can't be shut down unlike PayPal and MasterCard. Make gold cost about a dollar in BCH. TOKEN purchases would make it possible to monetize giving gold.

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Physics76 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes please... I lurked on Reddit for years.... after several accounts got deleted but here ..well. I got 5 on it...

Spez/ also futurama is awesome

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Autorotator 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, I don't want to just support in spirit, I want to ensure there's a place for free speech and counternarrative information flow for years to come.

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CMUBigGuy 3 points ago +4 / -1

If ya'll are serious about this you should use Brave browser and earn BAT coins. You can "tip" any site you want if they're a verified publisher (pretty easy to do). The Admins of this site can then turn their BAT coins into real cash.

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RIPseth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Came here to say this. If you aren't using the Brave browser you should. It's literally free money you can donate to this site if they set up an account. We should ALL be doing this!!

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Beaker999 3 points ago +3 / -0

It would be my honor to donate. Please provide an avenue to let me do that?

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-EricCiaramella- 3 points ago +3 / -0

First thing I looked for was a "donate" tab somewhere because there was no way this didn't cost someone considerable personal funds to setup and maintain.

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Matt196 2 points ago +2 / -0

We have the best deplorables

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sethreddit89 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd 100% support microtransactions on this site. (cosmetics or whatever).

Capitalism ftw. And if a % goes to winred or our own SuperPAC, even better.

omg.... thedonald.win SuperPAC. I'll be in my bunk.

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ImpeachTheWitchHunt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fucking genius, BRILLIANT!!

We should totally do this right here! Can you imagine a Crowd funded superPAC with the most informed and enthusiastic pedes on earth?????

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basedlawyer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sell Merchandise ala Alex Jones.

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seriously.