Can I upvote this response more than once? Oh, if the mods were the EXACT opposite of avocado toast eating, soy milk drinking LGBTQWERTYUIOP editors at REDdit, this could happen. As it stands, I salute your post and would make fake accounts to help upvote it, but I don't think it's totally necessary here.

Oh, it feels good to be in my own SAFE SPACE! (/SARC)