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_deleted_ 4 points ago +6 / -2

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_deleted_ 2 points ago +4 / -2

Lol jk. My username is a reference to the authoritarian fascists of Reddit.

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canadianhere 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm boring.

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 3 points ago +4 / -1

It speaks for itself. Kek

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PoppinKREAM 2 points ago +2 / -0

Upon realizing the inevitable shutting down of /r/the_Donald, centipedes have realized the necessity for their community to decentralize themselves, and to take their strong community elsewhere by means of legal immigration

u/Spez, a Reddit admin, commented on what he believed to be a private admin chatroom that turned out to be the input field on one of his 12 open tabs to various scat-tranny porn subreddits [1]

"Jesus fucking Christ I hate these mother fuckers. God DAMMIT we should have banned them earlier. Why the fuck didn't we ban them? What the fuck? Why did I have to edit that fucking comment? Why didn't we wait just a few more fucking weeks? Threatening police officers? really? That's what we used? What the fuck? If we ban them now then they can just coordinate unbannable brigades from the comfort of their own site? Fuck me, I wish I wasn't kryptonite to women so that I could get some tranny cock into my wife. Guess I'll just jizz in my own ass to blow off some steam."

Although I'm a wannabe journalist who believes that some fancy formatting and selective sourcing makes me anything more than a /r/politics circlejerk, I, poppinKREAM, have made the choice to join thedonald.win in an effort to spread my commie propaganda in an effort to save some of you conservatives, and bring you to the light side of communist utopia [2]

"/u/poppinKREAM's journal states, "I'm actually quite sad inside. I could barely pass a single writing course because my professors called me out for only sourcing writing that confirmed a preconceived notion of mine, rather than actually attempting to provide any evidence that supports the facts. I will literally fucking kill myself if I don't win this contest."

  1. Spez Airs Some Grievances on His Favorite Subreddit | Slate
  2. poopinKREAM Does it Again - Nobody Canadian Gets Soyboys' Panties in a Bunch | CNN
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HorribleDeplorable 2 points ago +2 / -0

And proud of it!

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sloppyjobmossad 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol

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Bernie_Bro_420 2 points ago +2 / -0

An african-american flips a turtle over on its back. A transgender filipino comes and sees the helpless turtle baking in the sun. What color is the filipino's father?

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canadianhere 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you trying to determine if I'm a lesbian, or a replicant?

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Cavemantrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hello pedes

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BillboDickens 1 point ago +2 / -1

Nice