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Nimble_navigator92 7 points ago +8 / -1

Have a coat centipede.

This train has no brakes

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TrumpTrainBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 354,279,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.737 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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newestmexican 5 points ago +6 / -1

Bigger and better than B.J. and the Bear.

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