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Hey guys btw I’m not really dead!
posted ago by jeffreyepstein ago by jeffreyepstein +30 / -2

Hey everyone I’m alive. Figured I’d let you know I didn’t kill myself.

Neither does Eric Ciaramella.

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– fugzshoes 4 points ago +4 / -0

Very cool, thanks!

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– jeffreyepstein [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anytime!

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– Magpies 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wb

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– jeffreyepstein [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

A/S/L?

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– fugzshoes 2 points ago +2 / -0

this cute 14 year old girl i was chatting with got flirty and sexy with me, then she said she's an undercover cop. how fucking cool is that for someone her age??

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– jeffreyepstein [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Woah! My buddy PJ told me he met a few really girls that joined the royal guard at quite a young age. He couldn’t believe their acumen!

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