When in the Course of Spez events it becomes necessary for pedes to dissolve the political bans which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God Emperor entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Pepes are created equal though some are rare and others are spicy, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Meming. That to secure these rights, Boards are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the posters, — That whenever any Form of website becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the Pedes to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new site, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Shadilay and Happiness.