And Shadowman said to the Centipedes, “Do not be afraid. Stand still, and see the salvation of the God Emperor, which He will accomplish for you today. For the Redditors whom you see today, you shall see again no more forever. The God Emperor will fight for you, and you shall hold your peace.”
And the God Emperor said to Shadowman, “Why do you cry to Me? Tell the children of The Donald to go forward. But lift up your rod, and stretch out your hand over the cybersea and divide it. And the children of The Donald shall go on dry ground through the midst of the cybersea. And I indeed will harden the hearts of the Redditors, and they shall follow them. So I will gain honor over Spez and over all his Soyboys, his Administrators, and his Chinese Overlords. Then the Redditors shall know that I am the God Emperor, when I have gained honor for Myself over Spez, his Administrators, and his Chinese Overlords.”
And the Angel of the God Emperor, who went before the camp of Centipedes, moved and went behind them, and built a big and beautiful firewall between the camp of the Redditors and the camp of the Centipedes; and built upon it further still, so that it was made ten feet higher. Thus it was a cloud of smoke and darkness to the one, and it gave light by night to the other, so that the one did not come near the other all that night.
Then Shadowman stretched out his hand over the cybersea; and the God Emperor caused the cybersea to go back by a strong east cyberwind all that night, and made the cybersea into dry land, and the waters were divided. So the children of The Donald went into the midst of the cybersea on the dry ground, and the waters were a wall to them on their right hand and on their left. And the Redditors pursued and went after them into the midst of the cybersea, all Spez’s Soyboys, his Administrators, and his Chinese Overlords.
Now it came to pass, in the morning watch, that the God Emperor looked down upon the Soyboys through the big and beautiful firewall, and He troubled the Soyboys. And He unplugged their computer keyboards, so that they used them with difficulty; and the Soyboys said, “Let us flee from the face of The Donald, for the God Emperor fights for them against the Redditors.”
Then the God Emperor said to Shadowman, “Stretch out your hand over the cybersea, that the waters may come back upon the Redditors, on their Administrators, and on their Chinese Overlords.” And Shadowman stretched out his hand over the cybersea; and when the morning appeared, the cybersea returned to its full depth, while the Redditors were fleeing into it. So the God Emperor overthrew the Redditors in the midst of the cybersea. Then the waters returned and covered the Administrators, the Chinese Overlords, and all the Soyboys of Spez that came into the cybersea after them. Not so much as one of them remained. But the children of The Donald had walked on dry land in the midst of the cybersea, and the waters were a wall to them on their right hand and on their left.
So the God Emperor saved the Centipedes that day out of the hand of the Redditors, and the Centipedes saw the Redditors dead on the cyberseashore. Thus the Centipedes saw the great work which the God Emperor had done in Cyberspace; so the people feared the God Emperor, and believed the God Emperor and His servant Shadowman.
And Shadowman said to the Centipedes, “Do not be afraid. Stand still, and see the salvation of the God Emperor, which He will accomplish for you today. For the Redditors whom you see today, you shall see again no more forever. The God Emperor will fight for you, and you shall hold your peace.”
And the God Emperor said to Shadowman, “Why do you cry to Me? Tell the children of The Donald to go forward. But lift up your rod, and stretch out your hand over the cybersea and divide it. And the children of The Donald shall go on dry ground through the midst of the cybersea. And I indeed will harden the hearts of the Redditors, and they shall follow them. So I will gain honor over Spez and over all his Soyboys, his Administrators, and his Chinese Overlords. Then the Redditors shall know that I am the God Emperor, when I have gained honor for Myself over Spez, his Administrators, and his Chinese Overlords.”
And the Angel of the God Emperor, who went before the camp of Centipedes, moved and went behind them, and built a big and beautiful firewall between the camp of the Redditors and the camp of the Centipedes; and built upon it further still, so that it was made ten feet higher. Thus it was a cloud of smoke and darkness to the one, and it gave light by night to the other, so that the one did not come near the other all that night.
Then Shadowman stretched out his hand over the cybersea; and the God Emperor caused the cybersea to go back by a strong east cyberwind all that night, and made the cybersea into dry land, and the waters were divided. So the children of The Donald went into the midst of the cybersea on the dry ground, and the waters were a wall to them on their right hand and on their left. And the Redditors pursued and went after them into the midst of the cybersea, all Spez’s Soyboys, his Administrators, and his Chinese Overlords.
Now it came to pass, in the morning watch, that the God Emperor looked down upon the Soyboys through the big and beautiful firewall, and He troubled the Soyboys. And He unplugged their computer keyboards, so that they used them with difficulty; and the Soyboys said, “Let us flee from the face of The Donald, for the God Emperor fights for them against the Redditors.”
Then the God Emperor said to Shadowman, “Stretch out your hand over the cybersea, that the waters may come back upon the Redditors, on their Administrators, and on their Chinese Overlords.” And Shadowman stretched out his hand over the cybersea; and when the morning appeared, the cybersea returned to its full depth, while the Redditors were fleeing into it. So the God Emperor overthrew the Redditors in the midst of the cybersea. Then the waters returned and covered the Administrators, the Chinese Overlords, and all the Soyboys of Spez that came into the cybersea after them. Not so much as one of them remained. But the children of The Donald had walked on dry land in the midst of the cybersea, and the waters were a wall to them on their right hand and on their left.
So the God Emperor saved the Centipedes that day out of the hand of the Redditors, and the Centipedes saw the Redditors dead on the cyberseashore. Thus the Centipedes saw the great work which the God Emperor had done in Cyberspace; so the people feared the God Emperor, and believed the God Emperor and His servant Shadowman.
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