Hahahah so I read the bill, or at least, the parts that weren't confusing legalese.

0. It sets up a 'racial equity commission' to cry about MUH RAYCIZM in the Dept. of Agriculture, that is by law required to consist of what sounds like 9 Dindus. "3 shall be black farmers/ranchers with 10 years experience", "3 shall be from non-profits that whine about black bullshit", "3 shall be from 1890 Institutions or from the University of DC" (ie: black colleges).

1. The land is totally free, but it's not more than 160 acres.

2. The land is restricted for agricultural use, but you can build a home and farming facilities on it.

3. If you're black, you get special access to federal mortgages to build a home.

4. If you're black, you can attend a 'Farmer Conservation Corps' where the government literally pays for everything, from clothing to transportation to housing to food and you even get a paycheck stipend for attending.

5. Requirements are to be a US citizen over 21, 'have previously identified as black' and 'have one parent of African ancestory'.

6. You don't actually have to do anything with the land. You can't use it for livestock, though, apparently.

7. After 5 years you can sell the land, but the government has right of first refusal (ie: they get first dibs on buying it at appraised value).

8. Priority is given to:
   - Current farmers and ranchers (why the fuck do they need free land?)
   - "Eligible black individuals with a family history of land dispossession" (what the fuck does this mean, so if my bank foreclosed on my house I get free land?)
   - Applicants with farming experience, including the aforementioned Farmer Conservation Corps
   - Veterans.

So you could literally get kicked out of the Air Force Academy (legally you then qualify as a veteran (yes, seriously)) and now you've met the qualification for priority free land.

9. Huge GIB ME DATZ handouts for a bunch of black bullshit.

There's a bunch of stuff about Civil Rights lawsuits that I don't understand, that I'm sure is their attempt at an 'out' for avoiding lawsuits.

Either way, if this were to come to pass, just apply. Tell them you identify as black, or don't, and just sue their asses under both Equal Protection and the Civil Rights Act. Literally EVERYBODY has a parent with 'African ancestry', since I'm pretty sure everyone always has like 0.2% African DNA from any genealogy test. And who are they to say how you 'identify'?

Hahahah so I read the bill, or at least, the parts that weren't confusing legalese.

0. It sets up a 'racial equity commission' to cry about MUH RAYCIZM in the Dept. of Agriculture, that is by law required to consist of what sounds like 9 Dindus. "3 shall be black farmers/ranchers with 10 years experience", "3 shall be from non-profits that whine about black bullshit", "3 shall be from 1890 Institutions or from the University of DC" (ie: black colleges).

1. The land is totally free, but it's not more than 160 acres.

2. The land is restricted for agricultural use, but you can build a home and farming facilities on it.

3. If you're black, you get special access to federal mortgages to build a home.

4. If you're black, you can attend a 'Farmer Conservation Corps' where the government literally pays for everything, from clothing to transportation to housing to food and you even get a paycheck stipend for attending.

5. Requirements are to be a US citizen over 21, 'have previously identified as black' and 'have one parent of African ancestory'.

6. You don't actually have to do anything with the land. You can't use it for livestock, though, apparently.

7. After 5 years you can sell the land, but the government has right of first refusal (ie: they get first dibs on buying it at appraised value).

8. Priority is given to:
   - Current farmers and ranchers (why the fuck do they need free land?)
   - "Eligible black individuals with a family history of land dispossession (what the fuck does this mean, so if my bank foreclosed on my house I get free land?)
   - Applicants with farming experience, including the aforementioned Farmer Conservation Corps
   - Veterans.

So you could literally get kicked out of the Air Force Academy (legally you then qualify as a veteran (yes, seriously)) and now you've met the qualification for priority free land.

9. Huge GIB ME DATZ handouts for a bunch of black bullshit.

There's a bunch of stuff about Civil Rights lawsuits that I don't understand, that I'm sure is their attempt at an 'out' for avoiding lawsuits.

Either way, if this were to come to pass, just apply. Tell them you identify as black, or don't, and just sue their asses under both Equal Protection and the Civil Rights Act. Literally EVERYBODY has a parent with 'African ancestry', since I'm pretty sure everyone always has like 0.2% African DNA from any genealogy test. And who are they to say how you 'identify'?

Hahahah so I read the bill, or at least, the parts that weren't confusing legalese.

1. The land is totally free, but it's not more than 160 acres.

2. The land is restricted for agricultural use, but you can build a home and farming facilities on it.

3. If you're black, you get special access to federal mortgages to build a home.

4. If you're black, you can attend a 'Farmer Conservation Corps' where the government literally pays for everything, from clothing to transportation to housing to food and you even get a paycheck stipend for attending.

5. Requirements are to be a US citizen over 21, 'have previously identified as black' and 'have one parent of African ancestory'.

6. You don't actually have to do anything with the land. You can't use it for livestock, though, apparently.

7. After 5 years you can sell the land, but the government has right of first refusal (ie: they get first dibs on buying it at appraised value).

8. Priority is given to:
   - Current farmers and ranchers (why the fuck do they need free land?)
   - "Eligible black individuals with a family history of land dispossession (what the fuck does this mean, so if my bank foreclosed on my house I get free land?)
   - Applicants with farming experience, including the aforementioned Farmer Conservation Corps
   - Veterans.

So you could literally get kicked out of the Air Force Academy (legally you then qualify as a veteran (yes, seriously)) and now you've met the qualification for priority free land.

9. Huge GIB ME DATZ handouts for a bunch of black bullshit.

There's a bunch of stuff about Civil Rights lawsuits that I don't understand, that I'm sure is their attempt at an 'out' for avoiding lawsuits.

Either way, if this were to come to pass, just apply. Tell them you identify as black, or don't, and just sue their asses under both Equal Protection and the Civil Rights Act. Literally EVERYBODY has a parent with 'African ancestry', since I'm pretty sure everyone always has like 0.2% African DNA from any genealogy test. And who are they to say how you 'identify'?