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So I actually waited for my wife to get up, take a shower, come out of the bathroom in only a towel, and asked her: "Hey baby, would you like me to mow your fucking box?"

She said: "You read that on TheDonald didn't you?" We both had a laugh, but no sexy times, because it's morning and there are jobs to go to.

133 days ago
1 score
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So I actually waited for my wife to get up, take a shower, come out of the bathroom in only a towel, and asked her: "Hey baby, would you like me to mow your fucking box?"

She said: "You read that one TheDonald didn't you?" We both had a laugh, but no sexy times, because it's morning and there are jobs to go to.

133 days ago
1 score