They always assume someone else's kids will cut their retirement checks and serve in the military to protect their ability to just walk around normally.

And be there when they need medical help.

And then there is paying taxes to fund their social security.

Theoretically that's your own money. It is funded by current tax receipts however.

Today's squalling infant is tomorrow's taxpayer. If you live a good while, someone else's kid - and it wasn't you getting up for midnight feedings - will be taking care of your childless self in old age.

One way or another.

So help a guy out. Have a kid or two.

There are people who say, in this uncertain world? But a kid conceived this weekend will be living in such a different world than yours, that you just can't know. He or she may be holding hands on Mars.

They always assume someone else's kids will cut their retirement checks and serve in the military to protect their ability to just walk around normally.

And be there when they need medical help.

And then there is paying taxes to fund their social security.

Theoretically that's your own money. It is funded by current tax receipts however.

Today's squalling infant is tomorrow's taxpayer. If you live a good while, someone else's kid - and it wasn't you getting up for midnight feedings - will be taking care of your childless self in old age.

One way or another.

So help a guy out. Have a kid or two.

They always assume someone else's kids will cut their retirement checks and serve in the military to protect their ability to just walk around normally.

And be there when they need medical help.

And then there is paying taxes to fund their social security.

Theoretically that's your own money. It is funded by current tax receipts however.

Today's squalling infant is tomorrow's taxpayer. If you live a good while someone else's kid - and it wasn't you getting up for midnight feedings - will be taking care of your childless self in old age.

One way or another.

So help a guy out. Have a kid or two.