It's the fourth quarter, fourth down, the ball is on the offense's endzone line, four seconds left on the clock. Even though nobody was allowed to watch the D.C Swampers vs the N.Y Lion game to see how it got to this alleged state, the newscasters have been reporting ever since the game started that the final score is 7 - 0, because that's a nice clean number for a blowout Biden victory that they want. However, despite being the only damn person on his own team, the moment the cameras go on to announce the imminent victory Trump by himself casually strolls the ball a hundred yards and slams it down.

So now the score is 7 - 6, and the Swampers are laughing because there's no way a single person, just one damn man against their well-oiled machine, can win two tournaments by himself in a row, the first one was a fluke, but sure, maybe he'll make a field goal and tie up the game, and it'll go to sudden death, where they know the referees will call it for them. "It was closer than we wanted, which is a sad reflection on America," they all say with a shudder, "but despite that, clearly white male sexist racism didn't win this game."

Except then Trump winks at the camera and says "So, how many people are familiar with the old two point conversion rule? Oh, by the way, I secretly recording the entire game, and weirdly enough, I don't remember you cucks ever getting a single yard past my defense. Interesting stuff, wonder why the scorebox says you got 7 points. Guess we'll find out soon."

It's the fourth quarter, fourth down, the ball is forty yards into the offensive line, four seconds left on the clock. Even though nobody was allowed to watch the D.C Swampers vs the N.Y Lion game, the newscasters are reporting the final score is 7 - 0, because that's a nice clean number for a blowout Biden victory that they want. However, despite being the only damn person on his own team, the moment the cameras go on to announce the imminent victory Trump by himself runs the ball eighty yards and slams it into the endzone.

So now the score is 7 - 6, and the Swampers are laughing because there's no way a single person, just one damn man against their well-oiled machine, can win two tournaments by himself in a row, the first one was a fluke, but sure, maybe he'll make a field goal and tie up the game, and it'll go to sudden death, where they know the referees will call it for them. "It was closer than we wanted, which is a sad reflection on America," they all say with a shudder, "but despite that, clearly white male sexist racism didn't win this game."

Except then Trump winks at the camera and says "So, how many people are familiar with the old two point conversion rule? Oh, by the way, I secretly recording the entire game, and weirdly enough, I don't remember you cucks ever getting a single yard past my defense. Interesting stuff, wonder why the scorebox says you got 7 points. Guess we'll find out soon."

It's the fourth quarter, fourth down, four seconds left on the clock. Even though nobody was allowed to watch the D.C Swampers vs the N.Y Lion game, the newscasters are reporting the final score is 7 - 0, because that's a nice clean number for a blowout Biden victory that they want. However, despite being the only damn person on his own team, the moment the cameras go on to announce the imminent victory Trump by himself runs the ball into the endzone.

So now the score is 7 - 6, and the Swampers are laughing because there's no way a single person, just one damn man against their well-oiled machine, can win two tournaments by himself in a row, the first one was a fluke, but sure, maybe he'll make a field goal and tie up the game, and it'll go to sudden death, where they know the referees will call it for them. "It was closer than we wanted, which is a sad reflection on America," they all say with a shudder, "but despite that, clearly white male sexist racism didn't win this game."

Except then Trump winks at the camera and says "So, how many people are familiar with the old two point conversion rule? Oh, by the way, I secretly recording the entire game, and weirdly enough, I don't remember you cucks ever getting a single yard past my defense. Interesting stuff, wonder why the scorebox says you got 7 points. Guess we'll find out soon."

It's the fourth quarter, fourth down, four seconds left on the clock. Even though nobody was allowed to watch the D.C Swampers vs the N.Y Lion game, the newscasters are reporting the final score is 7 - 0, because that's a nice clean number for a blowout Biden victory that they want. However, despite being the only damn person on his own team, the moment the cameras go on to announce the imminent victory Trump by himself runs the ball into the endzone.

So now the score is 7 - 6, and the Swampers are laughing because there's no way a single person, just one damn man against their well-oiled machine, can win two tournaments by himself in a row, the first one was a fluke, but sure, maybe he'll make a field goal and tie up the game, and it'll go to sudden death, where they know the referees will call it for them.

Except then Trump winks at the camera and says "So, how many people are familiar with the old two point conversion rule? Oh, by the way, I secretly recording the entire game, and weirdly enough, I don't remember you cucks ever getting a single yard past my defense. Interesting stuff, wonder why the scorebox says you got 7 points. Guess we'll find out soon."