WTF are you talking about Newt? Fighting recounts and audits, refusing to cooperate with authorities, and refusing to release required information comprise the hallmark of transparency, wholesomeness, good intentions, and integrity!

Really, whenever I want to prove how open, forthright, honest and transparent I'm being, the first thing I always do...is tape huge sheets of cardboard over the windows and erect iron barricades to ensure no one can get within 60 feet of my workspace—where I routinely hide my work under the furniture, draped with floor-length tablecloths.

Doesn't everybody??

WTF are you talking about Newt

Whenever I want to prove how open, forthright, honest and transparent I'm being, the first thing I always do...is tape huge sheets of cardboard over the windows and erect iron barricades to ensure no one can get within 60 feet of my workspace—where I routinely hide my work under the furniture, draped with floor-length tablecloths.

Doesn't everybody??