don't worry, a military surplus 6x6 full of liberals will dust by a vulnerable conservative position and someone in the back will be pounding on the roof screaming for the driver to stop and the acid freak behind the wheel will poke his head out, frantically scanning the skies with a fly swatter in one hand and yell back, "we can't stop here, this is bat country!" then drive straight through a guardrail, off a cliff, into the ocean.

Two of the conservatives will look at each other and the one who sounds the most like Mitch Hedburg will go, "I think we drastically overestimated our adversaries."

don't worry, a military surplus 6x6 full of liberals will dust by a vulnerable conservative position and someone in the back will be pounding on the roof screaming for the driver to stop and the acid freak behind the wheel will poke his head out, frantically scanning the skies with a fly swatter in one hand and yell back, "we can't stop here, this is bat country!" then drive straight through a guardrail, off a cliff, into the ocean.

Two of the conservatives will look at each other and the one who sounds most like Mitch Hedburg go, "I think we drastically overestimated our adversaries."