"Oh no, I just couldn't figure out a way to do what I promised." Meanwhile, in an omnibus that must pass everyone finds time to slip in 5000 pages of pet projects and pork that literally nobody wants except the friends and family of congress financially benefiting from them, like pissing on drunk rats and gender studies in Afghanistan.

These people literally think we're idiots, but who can blame them. Nancy Pelosi is now worth over 120 million dollars. Invest, spend, profit. The family and friends of all these politicians have built their fortunes "investing" or receiving kickbacks on foreign boards. It's no secret what the purpose of congress is, it's a financial sweepstakes and get-filthy-rich game-show for liars and actors. The purpose isn't to perfect the union, it's to throw as much treasury money in the air and catch as many falling dollars as possible before your time is up.

"Oh no, I just couldn't figure out a way to do what I promised." Meanwhile, in an omnibus that must pass everyone finds time to slip in 5000 pages of pet projects and pork that literally nobody wants except the friends and family of congress financially benefiting from them, like pissing on drunk rats and gender studies in Afghanistan.