Let me predict his statement: "I didn't do it. I don't know her. She never marched with me and MLK at Chappaquiddick. I helped Malcolm X write his I have a dream speech and he stroked my blonde leg hair as I fondled Tara Reade. In conclusion, ice cream h-has civil rights which must be protected by China."

Let me predict his statement: "I didn't do it. I don't know her. She never marched with me at Chappaquiddick. I helped MLK write his speech and he stroked my blonde leg hair as I fondled Tara Reade. In conclusion, ice cream h-has civil rights which must be protected by China."