Middle of a fucking polar vortex when it's like -20 degrees outside and supposedly a couple MAGA-hat-wearing homophobes were just standing around in downtown Chicago - the heart of "MAGA country" - in the middle of the night with a noose and a bottle of bleach, and were inexplicably familiar enough with the black drama show Empire that they could recognize Juicy's face bundled up beneath a winter coat and hat in the dark. Yeah, seems completely plausible.

The sad part is that I had multiple "liberal" friends who swallowed that story wholesale immediately, and told me I was crazy when I said it sounded like bullshit.

Middle of a fucking polar vortex when it's like -20 degrees outside and supposedly a couple MAGA-hat-wearing homophobes were just standing around in downtown Chicago - the heart of "MAGA country" - in the middle of the night with a noose and a bottle of bleach, and were inexplicably familiar enough with the black drama show Empire that they could recognize Juicy's face bundled up beneath a a winter coat and hat in the dark. Yeah, seems completely plausible.

The sad part is that I had multiple "liberal" friends who swallowed that story wholesale immediately, and told me I was crazy when I said it sounded like bullshit.