jokingly thinking that they'll pay for anything rather than just steal your money and say its theirs they're paying with.

I don't have to jokingly think this, as it's a reality. As I've cited in other comments, undocumented immigrants are a net benefit to the economy and actually commit less crime than US citizens (which makes sense when you consider that many of them are constantly living in fear of deportation).

jokingly thinking that they'll pay for anything rather than just steal your money and say its theirs they're paying with.

I don't have to jokingly think this, as it's a reality. As I've cited in other comments, undocumented immigrants are a net benefit to the economy and actually commit less crime than US citizens (which makes sense when you consider that many of them are are constantly in fear of deportation).