remember 2008 when McCain did his best to throw the election because he was the most unlikeable dick on the republican ticket, then he nominated the whackjob (but hot) chick for VP who couldn't stop running her mouth?

Yet somehow he was keeping it close so they had to let everyone pretend (even perpetuate) a crazy story that Obama was going to pay off everyone education/car/house loans because fuck it.

Then McCain had to come out with his plan to basically go to war with EVERYONE in the middle east to continue to throw the election to Obama.

Then fucking obama went to war with EVERYONE in the middle east anyway.

remember 2008 when McCain did his best to throw the election because he was the most unlikeable dick on the republican ticket, then he nominated the whackjob (but hot) chick for VP who couldn't stop running her mouth?

Yet somehow he was keeping it close so they had to let everyone pretend (even perpetuate) a crazy story that

Then McCain had to come out with his plan to basically go to war with EVERYONE in the middle east to continue to throw the election to Obama.

Then fucking obama went to war with EVERYONE in the middle east anyway.