The hardest part about it is:

1. Convince a Democrat Congress to pass a Constitutional Ammendment to allow Texas to secede
2. Convince the other states to (edit spelling) ratify the ammendment
3. Oh, also, Texas doesn't want to secede. We want to WIN.
4. ???
5. LIN WOOD AND SANTA CLAUS ARREST THE ENTIRE GOVERNMENT!!!!1!1!!!1!!1!

The hardest part about it is:

1. Convince a Democrat Congress to pass a Constitutional Ammendment to allow Texas to secede

2. Convince the other states to raticy the ammendment

3. Oh, also, Texas doesn't want to secede. We want to WIN.

4. ???

5. LIN WOOD AND SANTA CLAUS ARREST THE ENTIRE GOVERNMENT!!!!1!1!!!1!!1!