Dude, you suck at categorization.

You are only on a superficial level more complex than "There're two types of people in this world". Your family settled in 1635? Well, pull yourself together Cuz'.

My uncle was Christopher Newport who lived his life fighting on the sea and exploring the far corners of the world. He was Captain of multiple expeditions settling and resupplying Jamestown. His younger brother was my grandfather.

Hear me. You need to wisen up. If you can find two neurons in your skull try rubbing them together and hope they ignite some kind of fire in there.

Also try wearing looser underwear, avoiding unfermented soy products, don't lick your fingers after handling receipts, and don't scrape the insides and eat directly out of cans you bought at Wade's or the Piggly Wiggly. Godspeed bluepillgrim

Dude, you suck at categorization. You are only on a superficial level more complex than "There're two types of people in this world". Your family settled in 1635? Well, pull yourself together Cuz'. My uncle was Christopher Newport who lived his life fighting on the sea and exploring the far corners of the world. He was Captain of multiple expeditions settling and resupplying Jamestown. His younger brother was my grandfather. Hear me. You need to wisen up. If you can find two neurons in your skull try rubbing them together and hope they ignite some kind of fire in there. Also try wearing looser underwear, avoiding unfermented soy products, don't lick your fingers after handling receipts, and don't scrape the insides and eat directly out of cans you bought at Wade's or the Piggly Wiggly. Godspeed bluepillgrim

Dude, you suck at categorization. You are only on a superficial level more complex than "There're two types of people in this world". Your family settled in 1635? Well, pull yourself together Cuz'. My uncle was Christopher Newport who lived his life fighting on the sea and exploring the far corners of the world. He was Captain of multiple expeditions settling and resupplying Jamestown. His younger brother was my grandfather. Hear me. You need to wisen up. If you can find two neurons in your skull try rubbing them together and hope they ignite some kind of fire in there. Also try wearing looser underwear, avoiding unfermented soy products, don't lick your fingers after handling receipts, and don't scrape the insides and eat directly out of cans you bought at Wade's or the Piggly Wiggly. Godspeed bluepillgram

Dude, you suck at categorization. You are only on a superficial level more complex than "There're two types of people in this world".

Your family settled in 1635? Well, pull yourself together Cuz'. My uncle was Christopher Newport who lived his life fighting on the sea and exploring the far corners of the world. He was Captain of multiple expeditions settling and resupplying Jamestown. His younger brother was my grandfather.

Hear me. You need to wisen up. 

If you can find two neurons in your skull try rubbing them together and hope the ignite some kind of fire in there. Also try wearing looser underwear, avoiding unfermented soy products, don't lick your fingers after handling receipts, and don't scrape the insides and eat directly out of cans you bought at Wade's or the Piggly Wiggly.

  Godspeed bluepillgram