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Your information is wrong because Marvin didn’t have any sewer lines to begin with.

He had a buried concrete mixer, because the property was an old concrete facility, that he filled with his feces. When it rained, he pumped it out into an irrigation ditch that was used for a ranch and to water the lawns of towns folks. He submitted a petition to be hooked up to the city lines; however, there was a complication because of how sewer lines function. Marvin needed a special shit pump to allow his lot, which he would have to pay for, to connect to the piping that the city would lay. Marvin called this “Extortion by Government Fiat” because the most popular excavating company in town was partially owned by someone related to a city council member. He was offered the option to simply instal a septic tank but refused and dropped the case. He was still accepted into the city’s sewage district because never canceled his form.

Nine years passed between that and when it was brought up again. Marvin asked for leniency with the matter and was immediately granted it. He was in the middle of the lawsuit with the concrete plant, this time claiming they would be too noisy and dusty despite Marvin’s place being a fucking muffler shop, when he was made the offer. Drop the lawsuit and they’ll pay for the hook up to the city line to be finished. Marvin refused and later lost his lawsuit, losing his opportunity for a cost free hook up. That was the straw that broke the camel’s back for Marvin and convinced him to sell off everything he owned, netting him a nice $400,000. With the exception of the bull dozer because no one wanted to buy it, thus he believed it was destined by god for him to keep it. Hence, the delusion of the Killdozer and his incoherent ramblings were born.

The buyer of the shop was extremely generous to let him [unknown to them] work on the Killdozer before he left. Marvin was not a reasonable man who was screwed by malicious state actors. He literally was the cause for all of his own problems.

Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&feature=youtu.be&v=Yvl_7_Up7zU

69 days ago
1 score
Reason: Original

Your information is wrong because Marvin didn’t have any sewer lines to begin with.

He had a buried concrete mixer, because the property was an old concrete facility, that he filled with his feces. When it rained, he pumped it out into an irrigation ditch that was used for a ranch and to water the lawns of towns folks. He submitted a petition to be hooked up to the city lines; however, there was a complication because of how sewer lines function. Marvin needed a special shit pump to allow his lot, which he would have to pay for, to connect to the piping that the city would lay. Marvin called this “Extortion by Government Fiat” because the most popular excavating company in town was partially owned by someone related to a city council member. He was offered the option to simply instal a septic tank but refused and dropped the case. He was still accepted into the city’s sewage district because never canceled his form.

Nine years passed between that and when it was brought up again. Marvin asked for leniency with the matter and was immediately granted it. He was in the middle of the lawsuit with the concrete plant, this time claiming they would be too noisy and dusty despite Marvin’s place being a fucking muffler shop, when he was made the offer. Drop the lawsuit and they’ll pay for the hook up to the city line to be finished. Marvin refused and later lost his lawsuit, losing his opportunity for a cost free hook up. That was the straw that broke the camel’s back for Marvin and convinced him to sell off everything he owned, netting him a nice $400,000. With the exception of the bull dozer because no one wanted to buy it, thus he believed it was destined by god for him to keep it. Hence, the delusion of the Killdozer and his incoherent ramblings were born.

The buyer of the shop was extremely generous to let him [unknown to them] work on the Killdozer before he left.

Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&feature=youtu.be&v=Yvl_7_Up7zU

69 days ago
1 score