Chicago.

More innocent kids mowed down in a hail of lead? Put Father Pfleger on the air so we can feign outrage but blame conservatives.

Another mass looting event? Put Father Pfleger on the air so we can feign outrage but blame conservatives.

Chronic crushing poverty? Put Father Pfleger on the air so we can feign outrage but blame conservatives.

Permanently rotten public school? Put Father Pfleger on the air so we can feign outrage but blame conservatives.

Chicago.

More innocent kids mowed down in a hail of lead? Put Father Pfleger on the air so we can feign outrage but blame white conservatives.

Another mass looting event? Put Father Pfleger on the air so we can feign outrage but blame white conservatives.

Chronic crushing poverty? Put Father Pfleger on the air so we can feign outrage but blame white conservatives.

Permanently rotten public school? Put Father Pfleger on the air so we can feign outrage but blame white conservatives.