You're going to sit in your house in your snuggie watching TV, just like all the other times you rubes have screamed "1776 is here!!!"

Y'all are too fat and too comfortable to risk your pension checks and Ford F350s. Plus your back hurts a lot and your knees aren't getting any younger, honestly let's forget the whole thing and go to bojangles

You're going to sit in your house in your snuggie watching TV, just like all the other times you rubes have screamed "1776 is here!!!"

Y'all are too fat and too comfortable to risk your pension checks and Ford F350s. Plus your back hurts a lot and your knees aren't getting any younger, honestly let's forget the whole thing and go to bojangles

You're going to sit in your house in your snuggie watching TV, just like all the other times you rubes have screamed "1776 is here!!!"

Y'all are too fat and too comfortable to risk your pension checks and Ford F350s. Plus your back hurts a lot and your knees aren't getting any younger, honestly let's forget the whole thing and go to Deets.