I never want to do jury duty, but if I ever happen to be selected -- Good luck proving your case to me, State.

Mr. Chappelle, what would it take to convince you that R. Kelly is guilty?

"Okay, I'd have to see a video of him singing "Pee On You," two forms of government ID, a police officer there to verify the whole thing, four or five of my buddies and Neal taking notes, and R. Kelly's grandma to confirm his identity."

I never want to do jury duty, but if I ever happen to be selected -- Good luck proving your cause to me, State.

Mr. Chappelle, what would it take to convince you that R. Kelly is guilty?

"Okay, I'd have to see a video of him singing "Pee On You," two forms of government ID, a police officer there to verify the whole thing, four or five of my buddies and Neal taking notes, and R. Kelly's grandma to confirm his identity."