Your dad "escaped Stalin's gulag"?

Bullshit.

So sometime between 1933 and 1945 your dad escaped from a Stalinist gulag - in Siberia or the Arctic Circle - entered Nazi Germany, met your mother, and then brought her to the USA?

Didn't he and she at least briefly stop at Auschwitz to take a shower and pick up a lamp shade?

Your dad "escaped Stalin's gulag"?

Bullshit.

So sometime between 1933 and 1945 your dad escaped from a Stalinist gulag - in Siberia or the Artic Circle - entered Nazi Germany, met your mother, and then brought her to the USA?

Didn't he and she at least briefly stop at Auschwitz to take a shower and pick up a lamp shade?

Your dad "escaped Stalin's gulag"?

Bullshit.