He came across a young man buildin' on a wall and drainin' a swamp

And the Devil jumped on CNN and said, "Boy, let me tell you what!"

"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a virus expert, too!"

"And if you try to go outside, It'll be the death of you!"

"Now you say folks oughta go to work, and start to live again;"

"But I'm the Covid expert, now, and I'll say where or when,"

"For now, y'all just go back inside, and shut your house up tight,"

"And anyone who disagrees wants Americans to die!"

"They say it came from Chy-na, and the nasty food they sell"

"The lockdown experts on TV are a courtesy of Hell."

He came across a young man buildin' on a wall and drainin' a swamp

And the Devil jumped on CNN and said, "Boy, let me tell you what!"

"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a virus expert, too!"

"And if you try to go outside, It'll be the death of you!"

"Now you say folks oughta go to work, and start to live again;"

"But I'm the Covid expert, now, and I'll say where or when,"

"For now, y'all just go back inside, and shut your house up tight,"

"And anyone who disagrees wants Americans to die!"

"They say it came from Chy-na, but you know just as well"

"The lockdown experts on TV are a courtesy of Hell."