Chris Wallace even sleeps with a smirk on his face. Maybe it's buccal branch nerve damage. I recommend bitch-slap therapy.

Does he go to sleep with that smirk plastered on his face? It's like a medical condition. He needs cosmetic surgery in the form of repeated bitch-slapping.

He needs to have that smug simper removed by a bitch-slap intervention.

He needs to have that smug simper removed by a bitch-slapping intervention.

He needs to have that smug simper removed from his face by a surgical bitch-slapping intervention.