Be a cop

Get enormous respect from society right out of the gate for free, when you haven't done jack fucking shit yet...people who trust you to do the right thing

Get enormous power over your fellow man handed to you on silver platter, along with guns, batons, mace, tasers, handcuffs, and other things to help you enforce that power QUICKLY

STILL gotta kneel on people's necks and chests to kill them slowly, agonizingly, methodically, deliberately. Even when you unfortunately don't kill them you kneel on them for way too long, even with multiple other officers around, intentionally causing them severe pain plus injury to the joints of the spine...because hey, you're judge and jury, right, tough guy?

Wonder aloud with teary eyes, why oh why don't people trust and respect cops as they used to

Be a cop

Get enormous respect from society right out of the gate for free, when you haven't done jack fucking shit yet...people who trust you to do the right thing

Get enormous power over your fellow man handed to you on silver platter, along with guns, batons, mace, tasers, handcuffs, and other things to help you enforce that power QUICKLY

STILL gotta kneel on people's necks and chests to kill them slowly, agonizingly, methodically, deliberately. Even when you unfortunately don't kill them you kneel on them for WAAAYY too long with WWAAYY too much weight, even with multiple other officers around, intentionally causing them severe pain plus injury to the joints of the spine...because hey, you're judge and jury, right, tough guy?

Wonder aloud with teary eyes, why oh why don't people trust and respect cops as they used to, muh thin blue line!!!