You rang? No seriously, I'm out here and if I met a decently attractive conservative guy, I'd definitely gladly accept an invite for coffee.

EDIT: You don't even have to be attractive. Basic grooming/hygiene will do just fine. But you got to bring your A-game when it comes to the important stuff like respect and honesty. And ofc, not supporting communism.

You rang? No seriously, I'm out here and if I met a decently attractive conservative guy, I'd definitely gladly accept an invite for coffee.