Sea gulls are assholes, and they steal food. Once as a child a seagull stole a sandwich out of my sisters hands as she went to take a bite. My grandfather immediately slapped the gull out of the sky. He took great offense to the caper as he grew up during the great depression and food was not to be wasted.

Sea gulls are as wholes, and they steal food. Once as a child a seagull stole a sandwich out of my sisters hands as she went to take a bite. My grandfather immediately slapped the gull out of the sky. He took great offense to the caper as he grew up during the great depression and food was not to be wasted.