Check for weapons, aka Grope. I get groped at the airport all the damn time, and that's just to travel. If you do something to get arrested, groping is the least of your problems IMO.

Edit: I mean, seriously, I get flagged a good 50% of the time going through the scanner. And it's always the crotch. ALWAYS. It's at the point it bothers the TSA agents way more than me. Getting a handjob in front of other travelers is just part of the experience. So yeah, you go talk shit to the cops and they check you for weapons, consider me real indifferent to your grope.

Check for weapons, aka Grope. I get groped at the airport all the damn time, and that's just to travel. If you do something to get arrested, groping is the least of your problems IMO.