Wanna throw a birthday party for your child and invite friends and extended family over? NEIN! VERBOTTEN!

Wanna get 200 people together, and go smash a bunch of windows and loot a few stores using vague "social issues" as cover (as long as those social issues aren't your inability to have said birthday party)? Have a safe day, citizen.

Remember, protesting makes you immune from spreading Commie Cough. The virus knows what your intentions are, and will respectfully avoid large crowds of rioters.

Wanna throw a birthday party for your child and invite friends and extended family over? NEIN! VERBOTEN!

Wanna get 200 people together, and go smash a bunch of windows and loot a few stores using vague "social issues" as cover (as long as those social issues aren't your inability to have said birthday party)? Have a safe day, citizen.

Remember, protesting makes you immune from spreading Commie Cough. The virus knows what your intentions are, and will respectfully avoid large crowds of rioters.

Wanna throw a birthday party for your child and invite friends and extended family over? NEIN! VERBOTEN!

Wanna get 200 people together, and go smash a bunch of windows and loot a few stores using vague "social issues" as cover (as long as those social issues aren't your inability to have said birthday party)? Have a safe day, citizen.