"Sir, the reason I pulled you over is because you failed to maintain your lane while I was driving behind you. Also, you need a seat belt for this goat. Now I'm gonna give you a warning for that today, and your wife is gonna get 50 lashes as a courtesy, I'm not going to impound her today. Just make sure she has her permit with her next time. Have a halal day."

"Sir, the reason I pulled you over is because you failed to maintain your lane while I was driving behind you. Also, you need a seat belt for this goat. Now I'm gonna give you a warning for that today, but your wife is gonna get 50 lashes as a courtesy. Have a halal day."