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It just had his pacing and a setup that seemed it would take a left turn somewhere...

So I went into a gas station today to buy a drink, so I go in... because that's where they keep the drinks. Inside. Y'know... not with the gas, which you should NOT drink.

Anyways, I approach the counter and see a large sign that reads "FACE MASK MANDATORY". I was not wearing a mask... so I says to the guy, yknow, behind the counter... with the cash register? With the money in it? So I says to him, I says, "I am not wearing a, y'know, a mask... on my face... I was however wearing a 'Fight Club' shirt and the cashier says to me, he says, "Awesome shirt, man! I would like you to meet my 3 daughters; Nexus, Plexus, and Sexus. Would you like to come to a party tonight?"

And I says, "Y'know, this is what I like -- friendly people getting together." I ask the man behind the counter with the cash register, "What kind of party is it?"

Then he tells me, because that is what you do when answering a question, he tells me, he says, "Well. there will be a little drinkin... a little fightin'... and a little fuckin'!

I was excited and asked him, "Sounds great! What time should I stop by, friend?"

"Anytime," he says, "It will just be the 2 of us!"

315 days ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

It just had his pacing and a setup that seemed it would take a left turn somewhere...

So I went into a gas station today to buy a drink, so I go in... because that's where they keep the drinks. Inside. Y'know... not with the gas, which you should NOT drink.

Anyways, I approach the counter and see a large sign that reads "FACE MASK MANDATORY". I was not wearing a mask... so I says to the guy, yknow, behind the counter... with the cash register? With the money in it? So I says to him, I says, "I am not wearing a, y'know, a mask... on my face... I was however wearing a 'Fight Club' shirt and the cashier says to me, he says, "Awesome shirt, man! I would like you to meet my 3 daughters; Nexus, Plexus, and Sexus. Would you like to come to a party tonight?"

And I says, y'know, this is what I like -- friendly people getting together. I ask the man behind the counter with the cash register, "What kind of party is it?"

Then he tells me, because that is what you do when answering a question, he tells me, he says, "Well. there will be a little drinkin... a little fightin'... and a little fuckin'!

I was excited and asked him, "Sounds great! What time should I stop by, friend?"

"Anytime," he says, "It will just be the 2 of us!"

315 days ago
1 score
Reason: Original

It just had his pacing and a setup that seemed it would take a left turn somewhere...

So I went into a gas station today to buy a drink, so I go in... because that's where they keep the drinks. Inside. Y'know... not with the gas, which you should NOT drink.

Anyways, I approach the counter and see a large sign that reads "FACE MASK MANDATORY". I was not wearing a mask... so I says to the guy, yknow, behind the counter... with the cash register? With the money in it? So I says to him, I says, "I am not wearing a, y'know, a mask... on my face... I was however wearing a 'Fight Club' shirt and the cashier says to me, he says, "Awesome shirt, man! I would like you to meet my 3 daughters; Nexus, Plexus, and Sexus. Would you like to come to a party tonight?"

And I says, y'know, this is what I like -- friendly people getting together. I ask the man behind the counter with the cash register, "What kind of party is it?"

Then he tells me, because that is what you do when answering a question, he tells me, he says, "Well. there will be a little drinkin... a little fightin'... and a little fuckin'!

I was excited and asked him, "What time should stop by, friend!?"

"Anytime," he says, "It will just be the 2 of us!"

315 days ago
1 score