Little known fact, if you are a woman trying to get pregnant there is a simple loophole to take advantage of.

First, approach any medical "professional" except "your doctor" (that was just a marketing gimmick silly).

Second, tell this "professional" that you now identify as a "man".

Third, fill out a half page questionnaire verifying you have given this important decision at least 2 minutes of careful consideration.

Fourth, enjoy having your insides ripped out and turned into a lumpy meat sausage. Don't worry, taxpayer funding ensures you can have any stuffing you desire.

Fifth, enjoy your new found male privilege and insist that your healthcare "professional" now inseminate you with a baby with a skin tone that best fits your virtues. Do not worry if you are uncertain about your preference for the baby's gender. You can always change this later, as often as you please provided you meet criteria such as "definitely have a feeling about it", "my child once did a thing that was not gender specific", "one of his/her/xirs playschool teachers said something"

Six, simply change your mind about your current gender assignment and request a switchback.

Remember, in case your freshly inverted meat sausage is unable to fully function as a vagina, just call our suicide hotline to speak with one of three nationwide friendly voice messaging systems between the hours of 11am and 1pm on Wednesdays and Fridays, excluding lunch hours between 11.30am and 12.30pm. Our operators speak Spanish, Chinese or any one of the somali dialects.

Little known fact, if you are a woman trying to get pregnant there is a simple loophole to take advantage of.

First, approach any medical "professional" except "your doctor" (that was just a marketing gimmick silly).

Second, tell this "professional" that you now identify as a "man".

Third, fill out a half page questionnaire verifying you have given this important decision at least 2 minutes of careful consideration.

Fourth, enjoy having your insides ripped out and turned into a lumpy meat sausage. Don't worry, taxpayer funding ensures you can have any stuffing you desire.

Fifth, enjoy your new found male privilege and insist that your healthcare "professional" now inseminate you with a baby of your choice. Do not worry if you are uncertain about your preference for the baby's gender. You can always change this later, as often as you please provided you meet criteria such as "definitely have a feeling about it", "my child once did a thing that was not gender specific", "one of his/her/xirs playschool teachers said something"

Six, simply change your mind about your current gender assignment and request a switchback.

Remember, in case your freshly inverted meat sausage is unable to fully function as a vagina, just call our suicide hotline to speak with one of three nationwide friendly voice messaging systems between the hours of 11am and 1pm on Wednesdays and Fridays, excluding lunch hours between 11.30am and 12.30pm. Our operators speak Spanish, Chinese or any one of the somali dialects.

Little known fact, if you are a woman trying to get pregnant there is a simple loophole to take advantage of.

First, approach any medical "professional" except "your doctor" (that was just a marketing gimmick silly).

Second, tell this "professional" that you now identify as a "man".

Third, fill out a half page questionnaire verifying you have given this important decision at least 2 minutes of careful consideration.

Fourth, enjoy having your insides ripped out and turned into a lumpy meat sausage. Don't worry, taxpayer funding ensures you can have any stuffing you desire.

Fifth, enjoy your new found male privilege and insist that your healthcare "professional" now inseminate you with a baby of your choice. Do not worry if you are uncertain about your preference for the baby's gender. You can always change this later, as often as you please provided you meet criteria such as "definitely have a feeling about it", "my child once did a thing that was not gender specific", "one of his/her/xirs playschool teachers said something"

Six, simply change your mind about your current gender assignment and request a switchback.

Remember, in case your freshly inverted meat sausage is unable to fully function as a vagina, just call our suicide hotline to speak with one of three nationwide friendly voice messaging systems between the hours of 11am and 1pm on Wednesdays and Fridays, excluding lunch hours between 11.30am and 12.30pm. You must speak Spanish, Chinese or any one of the somali dialects.

Little known fact, if you are a woman trying to get pregnant there is a simple loophole to take advantage of.

First, approach any medical "professional" except "your doctor" (that was just a marketing gimmick silly).

Second, tell this "professional" that you now identify as a "man".

Third, fill out a half page questionnaire verifying you have given this important decision at least 2 minutes of careful consideration.

Fourth, enjoy have your insides ripped out and turned into a sausage.

Fifth, enjoy your new found male privilege and insist that your healthcare "professional" now inseminate you with a baby of your choice. Do not worry if you are uncertain about your preference for the baby's gender. You can always change this later, as often as you please provided you meet criteria such as "definitely have a feeling about it", "my child once did a thing that was not gender specific", "one of his/her/xirs playschool teachers said something"

Six, simply change your mind about your current gender assignment and request a switchback.

Remember, in case your freshly inverted meat sausage is unable to fully function as a vagina, just call our suicide hotline to speak with one of three nationwide friendly voice messaging systems between the hours of 11am and 1pm on Wednesdays and Fridays, excluding lunch hours between 11.30am and 12.30pm. You must speak Spanish, Chinese or any one of the somali dialects.

Little known fact, if you are a woman trying to get pregnant there is a simple loophole to take advantage of.

First, approach any medical "professional" except "your doctor" (that was just a marketing gimmick silly).

Second, tell this "professional" that you now identify as a "man".

Third, fill out a half page questionnaire verifying you have given this important decision at least 2 minutes of careful consideration.

Fourth, enjoy have your insides ripped out and turned into a sausage.

Fifth, enjoy your new found male privilege and insist that your healthcare "professional" now inseminate you with a baby of your choice. Do not worry if you are uncertain about your preference for the baby's gender. You can always change this later, as often as you please provided you meet criteria such as "definitely have a feeling about it", "my child once did a thing that was not gender specific", "one of his/her/xirs playschool teachers said something"

Six, simply change your mind about your current gender assignment and request a switchback. In case your meat sausage is unable to function as a vagina, just remember to call a suicide hotline to speak with one of our friendly voice messaging systems between the hours of 11am and 1pm on Wednesdays and Fridays, excluding lunch hours between 11.30am and 12.30pm.