Introducing our new America smuggling services.

Our boat fleets continuously monitor known and likely dump spots for recently deported persons from America.

For a small fee, we will bail you out of the water and smuggle you back to the US! However our services aren’t guaranteed, and after payment, you will be required to sign a form that doesn’t hold us liable in the event of your death prior to our arrival.

Please note, in the unlikely event of your death you must forfeit your pre-payment deposit.

“Awe man my boy used dem water bailouts and used a scam company, now he dead. Careful my homie, use SlipNSlide, they always come thru”

Introducing our new America smuggling services.

Our boat fleets continuously monitor known and likely dump spots for recently deported persons from America.

For a small fee, we will bail you out of the water and smuggle you back to the US! However our services aren’t guaranteed, and after payment, you will be required to sign a form that doesn’t hold us liable in the event of your death prior to our arrival. Please note, in the unlikely event of your death you must forfeit your pre-payment deposit.

“Awe man my boy used dem water bailouts and used a scam company, now he dead. Careful my homie, use SlipNSlide, they always come thru”

Introducing our new America smuggling services.

*Our boat fleets continuously monitor known and likely dump spots for recently deported persons from America. * For a small fee, we will bail you out of the water and smuggle you back to the US! However our services aren’t guaranteed, and after payment, you will be required to sign a form that doesn’t hold us liable in the event of your death prior to our arrival. Please note, in the unlikely event of your death you must forfeit your pre-payment deposit.

“Awe man my boy used dem water bailouts and used a scam company, now he dead. Careful my homie, use SlipNSlide, they always come thru”

Introducing our new America smuggling services.

Our boat fleets continuously monitor known and likely dump spots for recently deported persons from America.

For a small fee, we will bail you out of the water and smuggle you back to the US! However our services aren’t guaranteed, and after payment, you will be required to sign a form that doesn’t hold us liable in the event of your death prior to our arrival. Also please note, in the unlikely event of your death you must forfeit your pre-payment deposit.

“Awe man my boy used dem water bailouts and used a scam company, now he dead. Careful my homie, use SlipNSlide, they always come thru”