Walk past the greeter with your mask on. Three seconds later uncover your nose so that you can breathe freely. When someone says you’re not wearing the mask correctly put one can of Goya beans in each hand and say “oh can you help me out with my mask because I don’t want anybody to catch my Covid” and walk towards them holding the cans. If they actually had the balls to move your mask to cover your nose turn, walk away and uncover your nose again.

If anyone attempts to assault you, hit them with cans of beans.

Walk past the greeter with your mask on. Three seconds later uncover your nose so that you can breathe freely. When someone says you’re not wearing the mask correctly put one can of Goya beans in each hand and say “oh can you help me out with my mask because I don’t want anybody to catch my Covid” and walk towards them holding the cans. If they actually have the balls to move your mask to cover your nose turn, walk away and uncover your nose again.

Walk past the greeter with your mask on. Three seconds later uncover your nose so that you can breathe freely. When someone says you’re not wearing the mask correctly put one can of Goya beans in each hand and say “oh can you help me out with my mask because I don’t want anybody to catch my Covid” and walk towards them holding the cans. If they actually had the balls to move your mask to cover your nose turn, walk away and uncover your nose again.