Reason: I'm still retarded.
Maybe. Hold judgement until you glimpse the gilded glint of gold chain through u/nomac's chest hair. The fine polyester shirt really adds to the quality of the comb over.
Sploosh!
Edit: the alliteration paints a better picture if we go "glimpse the golden glint of gilded chain" and it opens the door to some form of the word glow.
266 days ago
6 score
Reason: Original
Maybe. Hold judgement until you glimpse the gilded glint of gold chain through u/nomac's chest hair. The fine polyester shirt really adds to the quality of the comb over.
Sploosh!
266 days ago
1 score