In the old days in Britain, when we had real cops (Duck “The Sweeney”) that looked like real cops - not the day glow multicoloured epaulette GloboHomo decalled cruiser jokes we have today - these types would be receiving a crack to the ol bonce and or a dead leg with a long black wooden truncheon.

Then once thrown into the back of the ol Black Mariah, several sharp corners could be turned on the way to the cop shop.

Riot police weren’t required. Helmets and charges from mounted constables soon made the crims lose their resolve.

In the old days in Britain, when we had real cops (Duck “The Sweeney”) that looked like real cops - not the day glow multicoloured epaulette GloboHomo recalled cruiser jokes we have today - these types would be receiving a crack to the ol bonce and or a dead leg with a long black wooden truncheon.

Then once thrown into the back of the ol Black Mariah, several sharp corners could be turned on the way to the cop shop.

Riot police weren’t required. Helmets and charges from mounted constables soon made the crims lose their resolve.