“Where ya headed tonight sir?”

“I was just, I was uh, I was driving to the hospital to go see my sick mother. Wait, not my mother, my sister. They switched on me!”

“Then why were you driving north when the hospital is south of here?”

“Is it? You lying dog faced...uh...look, fat, I had to go pick something up at the store first”

“Which store?”

“The uh, Safeway. No wait not the Safeway, that’s down the road, I used to work there...forgot where we were. I meant the Albertson’s.”

“What were you going to get there?”

“You know, the thing.”

“The...thing? Sir, you’re acting a little nervous, is there anything in the car I should know about?”

“Cmon, man! Check my record!”

“Where ya headed tonight sir?”

“I was just, I was uh, I was driving to the hospital to go see my sick mother. Wait, not my mother, my sister. They switched on me!”

“Then why were you driving north when the hospital is south of here?”

“Is it? You lying dog faced...uh...look, fat, I had to go pick something up at the store first”

“Which store?”

“The uh, Safeway. No wait not the Safeway, that’s down the road, I used to work there...forgot where we were. I meant the Albertson’s.”

“What were you going to get there?”

“You know, the thing.”

“The...thing?”

“Cmon, man! Check my record!”

“Where ya headed tonight sir?”

“I was just, I was uh, I was driving to the hospital to go see my sick mother. Wait, not my mother, my sister. They switched on me!”

“Then why were you driving north when the hospital is south of here?”

“Is it? You lying dog faced...uh...look, fat, I had to go pick something up at the store first”

“Which store?”

“The uh, Safeway. No wait not the Safeway, that’s down the road, I used to work there...forgot where we were. I meant the Albertson’s.”

“What were you going to get there?”

“You know, the thing.”

“Where ya headed tonight sir?”

“I was just, I was uh, I was driving to the hospital to go see my sick mother. Wait, not my mother, my sister. They switched on me!”

“Then why were you driving north when the hospital is south of here?”

“Is it? You lying dog faced...uh...look, fat, I had to go pick something up at the store first”

“Which store?”

“The uh, Safeway. No wait not the Acme, that’s down the road, I used to work there...forgot where we were. I meant the Albertson’s.”

“What were you going to get there?”

“You know, the thing.”

“Where ya headed tonight sir?”

“I was just, I was uh, I was driving to the hospital to go see my sick mother. Wait not my mother, my sister. They switched on me!”

“Then why were you driving north when the hospital is south of here?”

“Is it? You lying dog faced...uh...look, fat, I had to go pick something up at the store first”

“Which store?”

“The uh, Acme. No wait not the Acme, that’s down the road, I used to work there...forgot where we were. I meant the Albertson’s.”

“What were you going to get there?”

“You know, the thing.”