Please everyone note that I absolutely fucking hate transcribing, but this is gold, pure, 24 karat, gold.

Crazed Un-Married Liberal Fem-Nazi: "Thank you for leaving my kayak alone! I'm going to pepper spray you in the face. That's what I'm going to do to you.

pepper sprays Chad bear

"Go away. NOOOOO!!! Get away from the kayak!!! Get away from that kayak! Come here! Come on! Stop it, Bear! sToP iT! bEar!! BeAr!!! bEaR, yOu'Re BrEaKinG iT! yOu'Re BrEaKinG mY kAyaK! Why are you doing that?!? Why are you breaking my kayak!?!? wHy ArE yOu BrEaKinG my kAyaK!?!? WhAt aM I goNna doOOO? wHy ArE yOu BrEaKinG my kAyaK!?!? STOP IIIIIIIIIT! BeAr, stop tHAt! STOP THAT BEAR!!! beAr sTAHPPP! STOP BREAKING MY KAYAAAAAK PLEASE!!!! PLEASE STAHP!!! gOsh dArNit!!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, why are you doing that?!?!? BEHR, PLZ STAHP!!! PLS STAHP BAYER! IT'S THE END OF SEPTEMBER, WHY ARE YOU HERE?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP!! WhY ArE yOu HeRe?! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!! BEHR!!! BAYER!!! STOP THAT!! STOP THAT!! BEAR, STOP THAT!! BaYeR!!!! BEAR, STOP THAT!!! BEAR, STOP THAT!! BEAR, STOP THAT!! PUH-LEASE STAHP DAT BEHR!!! BERH PLEASE STAHP THAT, PLEASE STOP BREAKING MY THINGS!!! SQUEAL + SIGH PLEASE STOP BREAKING MY THINGS, BEAR! BEHER! PLEASE STAHP BREAKIN' MY TINGS!!! IT's NOT, IT's NOT EVEN FOOD!!! IT DOESN'T EVEN TASTE GUD!! IT'S JUST PLASTIC! BERH, BEHR PUH-LEASE STAHP! PLZ STOP BAYER! BAER, PUH-LEASE STOP!!! PLS STOP THAT, BAY-ER. beAr, I dOn'T caRe, I'M goIn' ta bEaR sPraY yoUUUUUU! PLZ STOP! BAYER, BAYER!! BEHR, BEAR, BEAR PLZ STOP!"

Please everyone note that I absolutely fucking hate transcribing, but this is gold, pure, 24 karat, gold.

Crazed Un-Married Liberal Fem-Nazi: "Thank you for leaving my kayak alone! I'm going to pepper spray you in the face. That's what I'm going to do to you.

pepper sprays Chad bear

"Go away. NOOOOO!!! Get away from the kayak!!! Get away from that kayak! Come here! Come on! Stop it, Bear! sToP iT! bEar!! BeAr!!! bEaR, yOu'Re BrEaKinG iT! yOu'Re BrEaKinG mY kAyaK! Why are you doing that?!? Why are you breaking my kayak!?!? wHy ArE yOu BrEaKinG my kAyaK!?!? WhAt aM I goNna doOOO? wHy ArE yOu BrEaKinG my kAyaK!?!? STOP IIIIIIIIIT! BeAr, stop tHAt! STOP THAT BEAR!!! beAr sTAHPPP! STOP BREAKING MY KAYAAAAAK PLEASE!!!! PLEASE STAHP!!! gOsh dArNit!!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, why are you doing that?!?!? BEHR, PLZ STAHP!!! PLS STAHP BAYER! IT'S THE END OF SEPTEMBER, WHY ARE YOU HERE?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP!! WhY ArE yOu HeRe?! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!! BEHR!!! BAYER!!! STOP THAT!! STOP THAT!! BEAR, STOP THAT!! BaYeR!!!! BEAR, STOP THAT!!! BEAR, STOP THAT!! BEAR, STOP THAT!! PUH-LEASE STAHP DAT BEHR!!! BERH PLEASE STAHP THAT, PLEASE STOP BREAKING MY THINGS!!! SQUEAL + SIGH PLEASE STOP BREAKING MY THINGS, BEAR! BEHER! PLEASE STAHP BREAKIN' MY TINGS!!! IT's NOT, IT's NOT EVEN FOOD!!! IT DOESN'T EVEN TASTE GUD!! IT'S JUST PLASTIC! BERH, PUH-LEASE STAHP! PLZ STOP BAYER! BAER, PUH-LEASE STOP!!! PLS STOP THAT, BAY-ER. beAr, I dOn'T caRe, I'M goIn' ta bEaR sPraY yoUUUUUU! PLZ STOP! BAYER, BAYER!! BEHR, BEAR, BEAR PLZ STOP!"