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"Well, I don't know if we can still come over to your house or something because masks only protect you from me... but nothing is protecting me, especially if the kids are in school."

"You're right. It's probably best if you keep your kids away from our kids."

Awkward silence. "What are you saying--your kids are too good to associate with my kids?"

"Well, I don't know. Show me your kids, and I'll let you know."