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Reason: None provided.

Personally?

I think he's juiced.

Unlike Michael Phelps who has a truly bizarre physique that is all conducive to swimming (super tall and skinny, freakishly long arms, enormous hands and feet), Usain Bolt is just an otherwise 'normal' guy.

It's weird to look at previous records - in the 21st century suddenly we have humans that can vastly surpass previous records, and they do it every single year... except, if you look at all the previous world records - including those that were disqualified for being juiced - everyone that was ever on the same level as Usain Bolt... was juiced. He is this island that stands alone in the middle of a bunch of records that were all thrown out for cheating, which smart money means he's cheating too.

Even his own teammates were caught using PEDs. Either he knew they were cheating and didn't say anything (which is almost as bad) or he was cheating himself and somehow didn't get caught.

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/rio-2016-usain-bolt-olympic-games-fastest-100m-times-ever-justin-gatlin-jamaica-rio-olympics-a7194536.html?utm_source=reddit.com

Rio 2016: Of the 30 fastest 100m times ever, only nine were achieved by a clean athlete - and all were run by Usain Bolt

Literally the only smart way to take that headline is that Usain Bolt just hasn't been caught cheating yet.

Out of the fastest world record times, Usain Bolt is somehow 0.2 seconds faster than his closest peer who also has never been caught doping.

"I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles"

~Lance Armstrong, after winning his 7th Tour. No positive tests of him had gotten out at this time.

Dude's juiced.

243 days ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

Personally?

I think he's juiced.

Unlike Michael Phelps who has a truly bizarre physique that is all conducive to swimming (super tall and skinny, freakishly long arms, enormous hands and feet), Usain Bolt is just an otherwise 'normal' guy.

It's weird to look at previous records - in the 21st century suddenly we have humans that can vastly surpass previous records, and they do it every single year... except, if you look at all the previous world records - including those that were disqualified for being juiced - everyone that was ever on the same level as Usain Bolt... was juiced. He is this island that stands alone in the middle of a bunch of records that were all thrown out for cheating, which smart money means he's cheating too.

Even his own teammates were caught using PEDs. Either he knew they were cheating and didn't say anything (which is almost as bad) or he was cheating himself and somehow didn't get caught.

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/rio-2016-usain-bolt-olympic-games-fastest-100m-times-ever-justin-gatlin-jamaica-rio-olympics-a7194536.html?utm_source=reddit.com

Rio 2016: Of the 30 fastest 100m times ever, only nine were achieved by a clean athlete - and all were run by Usain Bolt

Literally the only smart way to take that headline is that Usain Bolt just hasn't been caught cheating yet.

Out of the fastest world record times, Usain Bolt is somehow 0.2 seconds faster than his closest peer who also has never been caught doping.

"I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles"

~Lance Armstrong, after winning his 7th Tour. No positive tests of him had gotten out at this time.

Dude's juiced.

243 days ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

Personally?

I think he's juiced.

Unlike Michael Phelps who has a truly bizarre physique that is all conducive to swimming (super tall and skinny, freakishly long arms, enormous hands and feet), Usain Bolt is just an otherwise 'normal' guy.

It's weird to look at previous records - in the 21st century suddenly we have humans that can vastly surpass previous records, and they do it every single year... except, if you look at all the previous world records - including those that were disqualified for being juiced - everyone that was ever on the same level as Usain Bolt... was juiced. He is this island that stands alone in the middle of a bunch of records that were all thrown out for cheating, which smart money means he's cheating too.

Even his own teammates were caught using PEDs. Either he knew they were cheating and didn't say anything (which is almost as bad) or he was cheating himself and somehow didn't get caught.

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/rio-2016-usain-bolt-olympic-games-fastest-100m-times-ever-justin-gatlin-jamaica-rio-olympics-a7194536.html?utm_source=reddit.com

Rio 2016: Of the 30 fastest 100m times ever, only nine were achieved by a clean athlete - and all were run by Usain Bolt

Literally the only smart way to take that headline is that Usain Bolt just hasn't been caught cheating yet.

Out of the fastest world record times, Usain Bolt is somehow 0.2 seconds faster than his closest peer who also has never been caught doping.

"I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles"

~Lance Armstrong, after winning his 7th Tour. No positive tests of him had gotten out at this time.

Dude's juiced.

Need more?

243 days ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

Personally?

I think he's juiced.

Unlike Michael Phelps who has a truly bizarre physique that is all conducive to swimming, Usain Bolt is just an otherwise 'normal' guy.

It's weird to look at previous records - in the 21st century suddenly we have humans that can vastly surpass previous records, and they do it every single year... except, if you look at all the previous world records - including those that were disqualified for being juiced - everyone that was ever on the same level as Usain Bolt... was juiced. He is this island that stands alone in the middle of a bunch of records that were all thrown out for cheating, which smart money means he's cheating too.

Even his own teammates were caught using PEDs. Either he knew they were cheating and didn't say anything (which is almost as bad) or he was cheating himself and somehow didn't get caught.

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/rio-2016-usain-bolt-olympic-games-fastest-100m-times-ever-justin-gatlin-jamaica-rio-olympics-a7194536.html?utm_source=reddit.com

Rio 2016: Of the 30 fastest 100m times ever, only nine were achieved by a clean athlete - and all were run by Usain Bolt

Literally the only smart way to take that headline is that Usain Bolt just hasn't been caught cheating yet.

Out of the fastest world record times, Usain Bolt is somehow 0.2 seconds faster than his closest peer who also has never been caught doping.

"I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles"

~Lance Armstrong, after winning his 7th Tour. No positive tests of him had gotten out at this time.

Dude's juiced.

Need more?

243 days ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

Personally?

I think he's juiced.

Unlike Michael Phelps who has a truly bizarre physique that is all conducive to swimming, Usain Bolt is just an otherwise 'normal' guy.

It's weird to look at previous records - in the 21st century suddenly we have humans that can vastly surpass previous records, and they do it every single year... except, if you look at all the previous world records - including those that were disqualified for being juiced - everyone that was ever on the same level as Usain Bolt... was juiced. He is this island that stands alone in the middle of a bunch of records that were all thrown out for cheating, which smart money means he's cheating too.

Even his own teammates were caught using PEDs. Either he knew they were cheating and didn't say anything (which is almost as bad) or he was cheating himself and somehow didn't get caught.

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/rio-2016-usain-bolt-olympic-games-fastest-100m-times-ever-justin-gatlin-jamaica-rio-olympics-a7194536.html?utm_source=reddit.com

Rio 2016: Of the 30 fastest 100m times ever, only nine were achieved by a clean athlete - and all were run by Usain Bolt

Literally the only smart way to take that headline is that Usain Bolt just hasn't been caught cheating yet.

Out of the fastest world record times, Usain Bolt is somehow 0.2 seconds faster than his closest peer who also has never been caught doping.

"I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles"

~Lance Armstrong, after winning his 7th Tour. No positive tests of him had gotten out at this time.

Dude's juiced.

https://i.redd.it/smhoyyeeb4ez.jpg

243 days ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

Personally?

I think he's juiced.

Unlike Michael Phelps who has a truly bizarre physique that is all conducive to swimming, Usain Bolt is just an otherwise 'normal' guy.

It's weird to look at previous records - in the 21st century suddenly we have humans that can vastly surpass previous records, and they do it every single year... except, if you look at all the previous world records - including those that were disqualified for being juiced - everyone that was ever on the same level as Usain Bolt... was juiced. He is this island that stands alone in the middle of a bunch of records that were all thrown out for cheating, which smart money means he's cheating too.

Even his own teammates were caught using PEDs. Either he knew they were cheating and didn't say anything (which is almost as bad) or he was cheating himself and somehow didn't get caught.

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/rio-2016-usain-bolt-olympic-games-fastest-100m-times-ever-justin-gatlin-jamaica-rio-olympics-a7194536.html?utm_source=reddit.com

Rio 2016: Of the 30 fastest 100m times ever, only nine were achieved by a clean athlete - and all were run by Usain Bolt

Literally the only smart way to take that headline is that Usain Bolt just hasn't been caught cheating yet.

Out of the fastest world record times, Usain Bolt is somehow 0.2 seconds faster than his closest peer who also has never been caught doping.

"I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles"

~Lance Armstrong, after winning his 7th Tour. No positive tests of him had gotten out at this time.

Dude's juiced.

243 days ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

Personally?

I think he's juiced.

Unlike Michael Phelps who has a truly bizarre physique that is all conducive to swimming, Usain Bolt is just an otherwise 'normal' guy.

It's weird to look at previous records - in the 21st century suddenly we have humans that can vastly surpass previous records, and they do it every single year... except, if you look at all the previous world records - including those that were disqualified for being juiced - everyone that was ever on the same level as Usain Bolt... was juiced. He is this island that stands alone in the middle of a bunch of records that were all thrown out for cheating, which smart money means he's cheating too.

Even his own teammates were caught using PEDs. Either he knew they were cheating and didn't say anything (which is almost as bad) or he was cheating himself and somehow didn't get caught.

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/rio-2016-usain-bolt-olympic-games-fastest-100m-times-ever-justin-gatlin-jamaica-rio-olympics-a7194536.html?utm_source=reddit.com

Rio 2016: Of the 30 fastest 100m times ever, only nine were achieved by a clean athlete - and all were run by Usain Bolt

Literally the only smart way to take that headline is that Usain Bolt just hasn't been caught cheating yet.

Out of the fastest world record times, Usain Bolt is somehow 0.2 seconds faster than his closest peer who also has never been caught doping.

"I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles"

~Lance Armstrong, after winning his 7th Tour. No positive tests of him had gotten out at this time.

Dude's juiced.

243 days ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

Personally?

I think he's juiced.

Unlike Michael Phelps who has a truly bizarre physique that is all conducive to swimming, Usain Bolt is just an otherwise 'normal' guy.

It's weird to look at previous records - in the 21st century suddenly we have humans that can vastly surpass previous records, and they do it every single year... except, if you look at all the previous world records - including those that were disqualified for being juiced - everyone that was ever on the same level as Usain Bolt... was juiced. He is this island that stands alone in the middle of a bunch of records that were all thrown out for cheating, which smart money means he's cheating too.

Even his own teammates were caught using PEDs. Either he knew they were cheating and didn't say anything (which is almost as bad) or he was cheating himself and somehow didn't get caught.

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/rio-2016-usain-bolt-olympic-games-fastest-100m-times-ever-justin-gatlin-jamaica-rio-olympics-a7194536.html?utm_source=reddit.com

Rio 2016: Of the 30 fastest 100m times ever, only nine were achieved by a clean athlete - and all were run by Usain Bolt

Literally the only smart way to take that headline is that Usain Bolt just hasn't been caught cheating yet.

Out of the fastest world record times, Usain Bolt is somehow 0.2 seconds faster than his closest peer who also has never been caught doping.

Dude's juiced.

243 days ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

Personally?

I think he's juiced.

Unlike Michael Phelps who has a truly bizarre physique that is all conducive to swimming, Usain Bolt is just an otherwise 'normal' guy.

It's weird to look at previous records - in the 21st century suddenly we have humans that can vastly surpass previous records, and they do it every single year... except, if you look at all the previous world records - including those that were disqualified for being juiced - everyone that was ever on the same level as Usain Bolt... was juiced. He is this island that stands alone in the middle of a bunch of records that were all thrown out for cheating, which smart money means he's cheating too.

Even his own teammates were caught using PEDs. Either he knew they were cheating and didn't say anything (which is almost as bad) or he was cheating himself and somehow didn't get caught.

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/rio-2016-usain-bolt-olympic-games-fastest-100m-times-ever-justin-gatlin-jamaica-rio-olympics-a7194536.html?utm_source=reddit.com

Rio 2016: Of the 30 fastest 100m times ever, only nine were achieved by a clean athlete - and all were run by Usain Bolt

Literally the only smart way to take that headline is that Usain Bolt just hasn't been caught cheating yet.

243 days ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

Personally?

I think he's juiced.

Unlike Michael Phelps who has a truly bizarre physique that is all conducive to swimming, Usain Bolt is just an otherwise 'normal' guy.

It's weird to look at previous records - in the 21st century suddenly we have humans that can vastly surpass previous records, and they do it every single year... except, if you look at all the previous world records - including those that were disqualified for being juiced - everyone that was ever on the same level as Usain Bolt... was juiced. He is this island that stands alone in the middle of a bunch of records that were all thrown out for cheating, which smart money means he's cheating too.

Even his own teammates were caught using PEDs. Either he knew they were cheating and didn't say anything (which is almost as bad) or he was cheating himself and somehow didn't get caught.

Nearly every single runner faster than 9.80 has been DQ'd for cheating, except for three... and Usain Bolt is more than 0.2 seconds faster than either of the other two.

Dude is juiced as fuck.

243 days ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

Personally?

I think he's juiced.

Unlike Michael Phelps who has a truly bizarre physique that is all conducive to swimming, Usain Bolt is just an otherwise 'normal' guy.

It's weird to look at previous records - in the 21st century suddenly we have humans that can vastly surpass previous records, and they do it every single year... except, if you look at all the previous world records - including those that were disqualified for being juiced - everyone that was ever on the same level as Usain Bolt... was juiced. He is this island that stands alone in the middle of a bunch of records that were all thrown out for cheating, which smart money means he's cheating too.

Even his own teammates were caught using PEDs. Either he knew they were cheating and didn't say anything (which is almost as bad) or he was cheating himself and somehow didn't get caught.

Maybe he's not. Or maybe he's just gotten away with it, or used some new drug that wasn't detectable, or just got lucky.

243 days ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

Personally?

I think he's juiced.

Unlike Michael Phelps who has a truly bizarre physique that is all conducive to swimming, Usain Bolt is just an otherwise 'normal' guy.

It's weird to look at previous records - in the 21st century suddenly we have humans that can vastly surpass previous records, and they do it every single year... except, if you look at all the previous world records - including those that were disqualified for being juiced - everyone that was ever on the same level as Usain Bolt... was juiced. He is this island that stands alone in the middle of a bunch of records that were all thrown out for cheating, which smart money means he's cheating too.

Even his own teammates were caught using PEDs.

Maybe he's not. Or maybe he's just gotten away with it, or used some new drug that wasn't detectable, or just got lucky.

243 days ago
1 score
Reason: Original

Personally?

I think he's juiced.

Unlike Michael Phelps who has a truly bizarre physique that is all conducive to swimming, Usain Bolt is just an otherwise 'normal' guy.

It's weird to look at previous records - in the 21st century suddenly we have humans that can vastly surpass previous records, and they do it every single year... except, if you look at all the previous world records - including those that were disqualified for being juiced - everyone that was ever on the same level as Usain Bolt... was juiced. He is this island that stands alone in the middle of a bunch of records that were all thrown out for cheating, which statistically means he's cheating too.

243 days ago
1 score