Sweetie child I’ve been through more lifetimes than you can imagine...

Have I told you about my good friend Ed Buck? Or mentor Senator Byrd?

*speaking of which... don’t forget to have me tell you about the Hubbell cuck bubble we put Bill in one night.

They had to change the carpets.

But she still rode me the next day like a crusty pony into shartsville reaking like a weeks overdue stew

Sweetie child I’ve been through more lifetimes than you can imagine...

Have I told you about my good friend Ed Buck? Or mentor Senator Byrd?