[slaps forehead] Oh. My. God.

You've done it 'pede! You magnificent bastard you've finally done it! I love it!

u/philosoptical s bold new plan will lead to a 100% drop in all forms of crime. Simultaneously, we never have to worry about jailing anyone ever again, and there will never be an inmate living in a cramped (or spacious, for that matter) prison cell either! Take it to the bank!

You could probably get a pretty good percent of leftists on board with your plan A Modest Proposal style.

[slaps forehead] You've done it 'pede! You magnificent bastard you've finally done it! I love it!

u/philosoptical s bold new plan will lead to a 100% drop in all forms of crime. Simultaneously, we never have to worry about jailing anyone ever again, and there will never be an inmate living in a cramped (or spacious, for that matter) prison cell either! Take it to the bank!

You could probably get a pretty good percent of leftists on board with your plan A Modest Proposal style.