MARCH:
ME: Do you like Trump?
CONFUSED FRIEND: NOOOOOO! WHAT THE FUCK KINDA QUESTION IS THAT?
For the following months our Dictator (Gruesome Newsome) and "Mayor" (Garbagecetti) make irrational mandates.
ME: We have to stay in our house.
MORE CONFUSED FRIEND: ???????
During future conversations I would casually drop baby red pills. I used non triggering words like "The President" (instead of Trump) is giving us a stimulus, tax holiday, more stimulus, wants schools open, school choice, anything positive that directly affected them mixed with "The Mayor" (Garbagecetti) said he's blocking cars from certain streets to make more room for social distancing," and other hair brained schemes, etc. ($3k fine for no mask in Glendale).
AUGUST:
ME: The Governor closed all the churches again. (after closing them, opening them with social distancing, then no singing in church.)
EXTREMELY CONFUSED FRIEND: What the fuck is goin' on?
By the time that conversation was over they easily took all the red pills concluding with:
ME: They eat kids.
MARCH:
ME: Do you like Trump?
CONFUSED FRIEND: NOOOOOO! WHAT THE FUCK KINDA QUESTION IS THAT?
For the following months our Dictator (Gruesome Newsome) makes irrational mandates.
ME: We have to stay in our house.
MORE CONFUSED FRIEND: ???????
During future conversations I would casually drop baby redpills. I used non triggering words like "The President" (instead of Trump) is giving us a stimulus, tax holiday, more stimulus, wants schools open, school choice, anything positive that directly affected them mixed with "The Mayor" (Garbagecetti) said he's blocking cars from certain streets to make more room for social distancing," and other hair brained schemes, etc. ($3k fine for no mask in Glendale).
AUGUST:
ME: The Governor closed all the churches again. (after closing them, opening them with social distancing, then no singing in church.)
EXTREMELY CONFUSED FRIEND: What the fuck is goin' on?
By the time that conversation was over they easily took all the red pills concluding with:
ME: They eat kids.