Looks like the worst riffraff

that any of you saw

. . . like a sort of giraffe

with a Habsburg jaw

Engaging in gayety,

there stands Ted Wheeler.

Like actor Ned Beatty

this dude is a squealer,

Looks like the worst riffraff

that any of you saw

. . . like a sort of giraffe

with a Hapsburg jaw

Engaging in gayety,

there stands Ted Wheeler.

Like actor Ned Beatty

this dude is a squealer,

Looks like the worst riffraff

that any of you saw

. . . like a sort of giraffe

with a Hapsburg jaw

Part male feminist

and part Bolshevist

his face looks like a fist

at the end of a wrist

Looks like the worst riffraff

that any of you saw

. . . like a sort of giraffe

with a Hapsburg jaw

Part male feminist

and part Bolshevist

his face looks like a fist

at the end of a wrist

Looks like the worst riffraff

that any of you saw

. . . like a sort of giraffe

with a Hapsburg jaw

Like a fist on a wrist

his face reminds you

of his new Bolshevist

neck-based tattoo

Looks like the worst riffraff

that any of you saw

. . . like a sort of giraffe

with a Hapsburg jaw

Like a fist on a wrist

his face manifests

signs we're in the midst

of years of incest.